yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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