i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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