Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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