Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(434): View more from Virginia

KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Don't tempt me, I need beer money.

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(775): View more from Nevada

soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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(252): View more from North Carolina

he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.

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(718): View more from New York

you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him

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