Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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