belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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