She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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