She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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