in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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