Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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