do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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