and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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