Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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