Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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