its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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