My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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