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• (248): View more from Michigan

  don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Her vagina smelled like bad decisions

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself

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• (714): View more from California

  She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...

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• (562): View more from California

  The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.

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