I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?