Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity