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(516): View more from New York

I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar

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(516): I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar http://tfl.nu/ulgt

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(773): View more from Illinois

before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.

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(773): before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident. http://tfl.nu/lgcs

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(804): View more from Virginia

Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.

(571): View more from Virginia

was that a mass text??

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(804): Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing. (571): was that a mass text?? http://tfl.nu/0791

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.

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(604): I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey. http://tfl.nu/1r0k

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(206): View more from Washington

My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.

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Why?

(206): View more from Washington

Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.

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(206): My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now. (415): Why? (206): Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch. http://tfl.nu/7w51

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(319): View more from Iowa

He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle

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Since when is drunk an angle?

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(319): He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle (648): Since when is drunk an angle? http://tfl.nu/dhcr

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(859): View more from Kentucky

there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context

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(859): there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context http://tfl.nu/uw18

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.

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(860): you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you. http://tfl.nu/qv5y

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?

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(479): Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace? http://tfl.nu/xfzk

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.

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I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.

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(763): Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up. (763): I just baked them cookies. We're friends now. http://tfl.nu/27t6

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(845): View more from New York

I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.

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(845): I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog. http://tfl.nu/tom2

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(512): View more from Texas

So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.

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(512): So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands. http://tfl.nu/oa75

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(303): View more from Colorado

He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago

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(303): He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago http://tfl.nu/p1nu

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(949): View more from California

We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.

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(949): We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex. http://tfl.nu/qzkw

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?

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(401): Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra? http://tfl.nu/q2ra

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