is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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