I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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