Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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