All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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