let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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