I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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