I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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