fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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