Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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