What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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