Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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