just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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