I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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