You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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