Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
