Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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