i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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