my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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