How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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