The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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