The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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