So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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