If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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