Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just had sex bonerless
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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