It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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