You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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