we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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