Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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