I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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