Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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