watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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