I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I love you.
Bad choice
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