Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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