He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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