you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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As shirtless as possible
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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