The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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