oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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