i permit you to call me
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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